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NightSplint Sales

Posted by Bob G. on 5/31/00 at 22:39 (021149)

The Brunette nightspint saleswoman was late for a meeting on her first business trip. Her boss called her hotel room. She apologized for being late but explained that she had a problem. 'There are only three doors in my room,' she cried. 'One's a closet door, another is the bathroom door, and the third has a DO NOT DISTURB sign on it!'

Re: NightSplint Sales

ChrisO on 6/01/00 at 12:32 (021167)

Well Alrighty then! My husband will be happy that I can quit blaming him for all my shortcomings and lay 'em all on my hair color instead! But hey, that's not a problem as long as I don't ever have to assume personal responsibility!

Another good one, Bob. Thanks!


Re: NightSplint Sales

ChrisO on 6/01/00 at 12:32 (021167)

Well Alrighty then! My husband will be happy that I can quit blaming him for all my shortcomings and lay 'em all on my hair color instead! But hey, that's not a problem as long as I don't ever have to assume personal responsibility!

Another good one, Bob. Thanks!