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Just to make you smile (a valiant attempt)

Posted by wendyn on 6/20/00 at 23:04 (022150)

Scott, I'm usually pretty good about sticking to feet (the occasional topic deviation to hairy legs notwithstanding). BUT indulge me...call it emotional support.


Magician on a cruise ship

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
'Look, it's not the same hat'
'Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table'
'Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?'

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all,
the captain's parrot. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The
magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean
with the parrot, of course. They stared at each other with contempt,
but did not utter a word. This went on for a days.

After a week the parrot said: 'OK, I give up. You got me on this
one ... where's the boat?'



Re: Just to make you smile (a valiant attempt)

Bob G. on 6/20/00 at 23:15 (022151)

ROTFLMAO, Wendyn!

Very good joke, but it would be funnier if the Magician and/or the Parrot could be given PF. Not that I wish this condition on anyone...ouch!


Re: Just to make you smile (a valiant attempt)

Bob G. on 6/20/00 at 23:15 (022151)

ROTFLMAO, Wendyn!

Very good joke, but it would be funnier if the Magician and/or the Parrot could be given PF. Not that I wish this condition on anyone...ouch!