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Strongest Man had PF and sill won.

Posted by Bob G. on 7/10/00 at 22:51 (023127)

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet.

The bartender would squeeze a lemon until the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Many people had tried over time (weight lifters, truck drivers, etc.) but nobody could do it. One day this scrawny little man with PF hobbled into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice, 'I'd like to try the bet.'

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man with PF.

But the crowd's laughter turned to TOTAL SILENCE as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and SIX DROPS fell into the glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1,000, and asked the little man with PF, 'What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?'

Shifting to his better foot, the man replied, 'I work for the IRS.'


Re: Strongest Man had PF and sill won.

Pauline on 7/11/00 at 07:34 (023130)

I needed this today. Thanks a lot

Re: Strongest Man had PF and sill won.

JudyS on 7/11/00 at 17:36 (023151)

Hey Bob - was that the bar at SLO Brewing Co. ?

Re: Strongest Man had PF and sill won.

Pauline on 7/11/00 at 07:34 (023130)

I needed this today. Thanks a lot

Re: Strongest Man had PF and sill won.

JudyS on 7/11/00 at 17:36 (023151)

Hey Bob - was that the bar at SLO Brewing Co. ?