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Limericks: genderize as appropriate.

Posted by john a on 7/25/00 at 10:36 (023888)

There once was a man with PF,
Whose life was an absolute mess.
Could walk barely at all.
Would, at times, rather crawl,
To provide some relief from the stress!

There once was a man with PF,
Who was constantly, always, distressed.
His feet hurt like hell,
He could not get them well:
His doctors all thought him a pest!


Re: Limericks: genderize as appropriate. ATT: JOHN A

Sharie H. in San Diego on 7/25/00 at 14:54 (023912)

Hey John, those were fun limericks, more more (clap clap clap)... please do more, anything that causes smiles is worth all the meds in the world.

Keep 'em coming!

Sharie


Re: There once was a {blank} with PF...

john a on 7/25/00 at 16:00 (023920)

There once was a gal with PF,
Whose shoes didn't go with her dress.
All the pairs that she bought,
She thought that they ought
To help, but they only opressed.

(It's easy, anyone can do it! Join in the fun, play along at home!)


Re: Limericks: genderize as appropriate.

john h on 7/25/00 at 18:12 (023936)

there was once a man with pf
whose wife was absoulutey a mess
Could walk barely at all.
Would at times rather crawl.
to provide some relief from his wife who was a mess.

i may have plagerized here but so what!


Re: Limericks: genderize as appropriate.

ChrisO on 7/25/00 at 19:36 (023948)

There once was a man with PF
Whose wife was an absolute princess
She worked and she cooked and she cleaned
While he computered himself to extreme

Re: Limericks: My turn! :P

Bob G. on 7/26/00 at 00:19 (023967)

There was an old man with sore feet
Who hobbled his way down the street
He caught the late bus
And made such a fuss
When the lady offered HER seat!

They thought him a sissy
To upstart a missy
So he took her left hand and did kiss (hehehe)


Re: Limericks: genderize as appropriate.

Nancy S. on 7/26/00 at 07:23 (023977)

A nut with PF got upset
We all can relate, I would bet
The nut finally got smart
And relied on his heart
And rolled gladly into the sunset.

(This is why we now have walnuts acorns pecans peanuts pine nuts)


Re: Limericks: genderize as appropriate. ATT: JOHN A

Sharie H. in San Diego on 7/25/00 at 14:54 (023912)

Hey John, those were fun limericks, more more (clap clap clap)... please do more, anything that causes smiles is worth all the meds in the world.

Keep 'em coming!

Sharie


Re: There once was a {blank} with PF...

john a on 7/25/00 at 16:00 (023920)

There once was a gal with PF,
Whose shoes didn't go with her dress.
All the pairs that she bought,
She thought that they ought
To help, but they only opressed.

(It's easy, anyone can do it! Join in the fun, play along at home!)


Re: Limericks: genderize as appropriate.

john h on 7/25/00 at 18:12 (023936)

there was once a man with pf
whose wife was absoulutey a mess
Could walk barely at all.
Would at times rather crawl.
to provide some relief from his wife who was a mess.

i may have plagerized here but so what!


Re: Limericks: genderize as appropriate.

ChrisO on 7/25/00 at 19:36 (023948)

There once was a man with PF
Whose wife was an absolute princess
She worked and she cooked and she cleaned
While he computered himself to extreme

Re: Limericks: My turn! :P

Bob G. on 7/26/00 at 00:19 (023967)

There was an old man with sore feet
Who hobbled his way down the street
He caught the late bus
And made such a fuss
When the lady offered HER seat!

They thought him a sissy
To upstart a missy
So he took her left hand and did kiss (hehehe)


Re: Limericks: genderize as appropriate.

Nancy S. on 7/26/00 at 07:23 (023977)

A nut with PF got upset
We all can relate, I would bet
The nut finally got smart
And relied on his heart
And rolled gladly into the sunset.

(This is why we now have walnuts acorns pecans peanuts pine nuts)