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Another gem from the john a pen

Posted by john a on 8/01/00 at 16:44 (024353)

There once was a man whose dogs were barkin'
They caused him his butt to be always parkin'
In chairs, or on floors,
On hams or all fours,
His quadriceps begged for more workin'!

Re: Another gem from the john a pen

Bob G. on 8/01/00 at 23:53 (024410)

If you want your message read and responded to MAKE IT BRIEF and easy to comprehend. All this stuff you send is obtuse and lengthy. We are busy people out here and don't have time to oooodle through e-mails after e-mails of political junk. If you want yours read - be BRIEF and to the point. I only try to read yours because you're my Dad, but then again, some of this is just passed along stuff - who has time to read all this goobledegook and figure it out???

I am as Conservative as they come, but I don't need a bunch of political SPAM to tell me what to do or think!!!

Go, GW!!!


Re: just kidding, John :)

Bob G. on 8/01/00 at 23:56 (024411)

j/k, john :)

Re: Another gem from the john a pen

Pat M. on 8/02/00 at 00:21 (024414)

You just get better and better there. I think that you should publish these. The PF community would love it. Here's one:(not to good, but fits my situation right now.)

There once was a girl who was in pain.
She said 'Oh there's nothing to gain'
So I think I'll give in
and let doc dig in
then maybe there'll be no more pain

O.k. I'm not a poet...so shoot me.


Re: Another gem from the john a pen

Bob G. on 8/02/00 at 00:30 (024415)

Good one, Pat!

There once was a girl named Pat M,
Who submitted her prose now and then.
She read, then she posted,
She guested, then hosted,
Then ended up using her pen! oh oh oh hehehe! not about feet... :)


Re: Another gem from the john a pen

Pat M. on 8/02/00 at 03:57 (024424)

Now there's one for prosperity!!!! Love it. :-)

Re: Another gem from the john a pen

Bob G. on 8/01/00 at 23:53 (024410)

If you want your message read and responded to MAKE IT BRIEF and easy to comprehend. All this stuff you send is obtuse and lengthy. We are busy people out here and don't have time to oooodle through e-mails after e-mails of political junk. If you want yours read - be BRIEF and to the point. I only try to read yours because you're my Dad, but then again, some of this is just passed along stuff - who has time to read all this goobledegook and figure it out???

I am as Conservative as they come, but I don't need a bunch of political SPAM to tell me what to do or think!!!

Go, GW!!!


Re: just kidding, John :)

Bob G. on 8/01/00 at 23:56 (024411)

j/k, john :)

Re: Another gem from the john a pen

Pat M. on 8/02/00 at 00:21 (024414)

You just get better and better there. I think that you should publish these. The PF community would love it. Here's one:(not to good, but fits my situation right now.)

There once was a girl who was in pain.
She said 'Oh there's nothing to gain'
So I think I'll give in
and let doc dig in
then maybe there'll be no more pain

O.k. I'm not a poet...so shoot me.


Re: Another gem from the john a pen

Bob G. on 8/02/00 at 00:30 (024415)

Good one, Pat!

There once was a girl named Pat M,
Who submitted her prose now and then.
She read, then she posted,
She guested, then hosted,
Then ended up using her pen! oh oh oh hehehe! not about feet... :)


Re: Another gem from the john a pen

Pat M. on 8/02/00 at 03:57 (024424)

Now there's one for prosperity!!!! Love it. :-)