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Doctors and Puns, or Puns and Doctors

Posted by Bob G. on 9/03/00 at 02:00 (027010)

This probably should have gone under Doctors, but here goes...

A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, 'Doctor! I think I'm
shrinking!' The doctor calmly responded, 'Please calm down. You'll just
have to be a little patient.'

Re: Doctors and Puns, or Puns and Doctors

Dr. Zuckerman on 9/03/00 at 07:49 (027017)

i like it. !!!!

Re: The next patient

Steve P on 9/03/00 at 16:40 (027065)

Bob -- Then another patient came into the same doc's office & kept repeating, over and over, 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam......I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam......'

The doctor rushed over to him & said, 'Calm down! You're two tents!'

Re: Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Bob G. on 9/03/00 at 23:09 (027096)

Pain and suffering is inevitable; misery is optional.

Re: Doctors and Puns, or Puns and Doctors

Dr. Zuckerman on 9/03/00 at 07:49 (027017)

i like it. !!!!

Re: The next patient

Steve P on 9/03/00 at 16:40 (027065)

Bob -- Then another patient came into the same doc's office & kept repeating, over and over, 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam......I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam......'

The doctor rushed over to him & said, 'Calm down! You're two tents!'

Re: Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Bob G. on 9/03/00 at 23:09 (027096)

Pain and suffering is inevitable; misery is optional.