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Get off my lake!

Posted by Bob G on 9/10/00 at 22:47 (027862)

Everyday, a Peddler suffering from PF pulled his cart of wool from his home to the village market. It was a long trip, and seemed much longer because of the painful PF. He had to travel around the perimeter of a lake that was owned by the town tycoon (a real Scrooge).

One day during the winter, the lake froze over. The Peddler realized that he could cut a half a mile off his trip if he crossed over the lake. He was spotted halfway across the frozen water by the tycoon, who came yelling, 'Get off my lake! I'll be danged if I let anyone pull the wool over my ice!'

Re: Here's another one

Steve P on 9/11/00 at 09:32 (027890)

Bob -- You're too much!

Did you hear about the Indian who became an electrician? The Chief asked him to bring electrical service into the tribe's public restroom building.

Do you know the rest? ............

Re: Here's another one

Steve P on 9/12/00 at 14:16 (028028)

He was the first Indian to wire a Head for a Reservation.

Re: Here's another one

Bob G. on 9/13/00 at 22:20 (028175)

over my head :)

Re: Here's another one

Steve P on 9/11/00 at 09:32 (027890)

Bob -- You're too much!

Did you hear about the Indian who became an electrician? The Chief asked him to bring electrical service into the tribe's public restroom building.

Do you know the rest? ............

Re: Here's another one

Steve P on 9/12/00 at 14:16 (028028)

He was the first Indian to wire a Head for a Reservation.

Re: Here's another one

Bob G. on 9/13/00 at 22:20 (028175)

over my head :)