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Does any one know Mary

Posted by Dr. Zuckerman on 10/02/00 at 19:50 (029637)

We don't have a telephone number and can't find in the telephone directory. How does one hunt down a texan.???

Re: Does any one know Mary

John V on 10/02/00 at 21:14 (029645)

I think you can run over an armadillo and simply wait for the Texans to gather around the carcass.

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Nancy S. on 10/02/00 at 21:25 (029647)

John V, are you John Volt?
I'd watch out about those Texans comments. There's a swarm of 'em of here, you know, and they might be as likely to go after you as after an armadillo.
Nancy

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John V on 10/02/00 at 21:40 (029652)

No, I'm not John Volt. I get all those Texas Aggie jokes from my sister, who lives in Texas (I'm in Alaska).

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Nancy S. on 10/02/00 at 21:54 (029657)

Oh my. Sorry, John V., I mistook you for John H., who at times mistypes his own name among other things! Please keep the Texas jokes coming -- I'm from Maine and don't mind a bit!
Nancy

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john h on 10/03/00 at 09:12 (029672)

john h, john v, john holy, john the baptist, its all the same. speaking of texas i have lived in san antonio, harlingen,waco,lubbock, and wichita falls. enjoyed them all plus there is no state income tax which is not nearly as good as alaska where everyone gets a big oil refund each year.

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Kate on 10/03/00 at 17:12 (029706)

Of course......
The very lucky lady is Mary L. Johnson of Dickinson Texas!
Congratulations Mary!

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Martha B. on 10/03/00 at 20:28 (029724)

FYI Mary has been found and has contacted Dr. Z. She has posted on the board in the past 3 months.

Re: Does any one know Mary

John V on 10/02/00 at 21:14 (029645)

I think you can run over an armadillo and simply wait for the Texans to gather around the carcass.

Re: Does any one know Mary

Nancy S. on 10/02/00 at 21:25 (029647)

John V, are you John Volt?
I'd watch out about those Texans comments. There's a swarm of 'em of here, you know, and they might be as likely to go after you as after an armadillo.
Nancy

Re: Does any one know Mary

John V on 10/02/00 at 21:40 (029652)

No, I'm not John Volt. I get all those Texas Aggie jokes from my sister, who lives in Texas (I'm in Alaska).

Re: Does any one know Mary

Nancy S. on 10/02/00 at 21:54 (029657)

Oh my. Sorry, John V., I mistook you for John H., who at times mistypes his own name among other things! Please keep the Texas jokes coming -- I'm from Maine and don't mind a bit!
Nancy

Re: Does any one know Mary

john h on 10/03/00 at 09:12 (029672)

john h, john v, john holy, john the baptist, its all the same. speaking of texas i have lived in san antonio, harlingen,waco,lubbock, and wichita falls. enjoyed them all plus there is no state income tax which is not nearly as good as alaska where everyone gets a big oil refund each year.

Re: Does any one know Mary

Kate on 10/03/00 at 17:12 (029706)

Of course......
The very lucky lady is Mary L. Johnson of Dickinson Texas!
Congratulations Mary!

Re: Does any one know Mary

Martha B. on 10/03/00 at 20:28 (029724)

FYI Mary has been found and has contacted Dr. Z. She has posted on the board in the past 3 months.