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Another song

Posted by AmyM on 10/20/00 at 14:23 (030932)

This one doesn't work so well but I thought you might like it anyway.
This song fits to the tune of MacNamara's band (so you can sing it with your best Irish accent!). Also if you play around with the last line of each verse you can get it to fit to the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Repulic (aka My Seargent Major, John Brown's body).

My feet both hurt I have PF and tendonitis too
It hurts to walk, it hurts to run, I don't know what to do
My fascia it is inflamed and torn and stiff and sore
I don't think that I- can take this b***** pain no more

I've seen a thousand specialist's but none can stop the pain
They think I'm nuts they think I'm mad, that I'm the one to blame
They've told me it will go away but I've been waiting years
I wish the whole world understood, that it reduces be to tears

I've found a site upon the web, its really rather good
I know I'm not the only one, it always lifts my mood
My friends are sick of hearing me complain and whinge and moan
They really do not understand, it hurts me to the bone

The message boards are lots of fun, I logon both day and night
And I am an avid follower of Huey Lewi's plight
The products page has lots of things for everyone to buy
Like PFT's and strechy bands and lots of things beside

The key to getting better is to ice and strech and rest
Although its hard to find the time I know its for the best
Some folks like splints or Bromelain or inserts in their shoes
It's up to you what things you try you've only pain to lose

You cannot run you cannot dance but you can bike and swim
You must keep up the exercise as this will help you slim
It takes awhile for the pain to ease, much longer than you think
But don't despair, someone's always there to pull you from the brink

If you're feet just don't improve, you'll be pulling out your hair
You can always visit Dr Z and shock away your cares
And finally I want to thank Scott R for all his work
It really means a lot to me, thanks from the bottom of my heart.

Re: Another song

john a on 10/20/00 at 14:55 (030933)

Excellent! I vote that this becomes the Heelspurs.com Anthem. Other than a few typos, it's almost perfect. I might prefer these two second lines (the syllabification seems to fit the tune better to my ear):

My fascia is inflamed and torn and stiff and blue and sore
I don't think I can take this g** d*** awful pain no more

Re: Another song

Pauline on 10/25/00 at 09:21 (031223)

Amy,
You keep making us smile. That great!

Re: Another song

john a on 10/20/00 at 14:55 (030933)

Excellent! I vote that this becomes the Heelspurs.com Anthem. Other than a few typos, it's almost perfect. I might prefer these two second lines (the syllabification seems to fit the tune better to my ear):

My fascia is inflamed and torn and stiff and blue and sore
I don't think I can take this g** d*** awful pain no more

Re: Another song

Pauline on 10/25/00 at 09:21 (031223)

Amy,
You keep making us smile. That great!