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'Twas the Night Before Christmas (PF version!)

Posted by Suzanne D on 12/20/01 at 20:08 (067518)

'Twas the Night Before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse!
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

When Mama and Papa were out walking around
Just wondering where dear old Santa could be found.
He'd never been this late; where could he be?
They scanned the sky, but there was nothing to see.

Then in a twinkle they heard the sound of a hoof;
Santa and the reindeer had landed on the roof!
And then, what noise! What clammer and clatter;
'Why, dear me, Santa, what is the matter?'

'My feet, oh, my feet; now here is the deal:
It hurts like the dickens right here in my heel!
I'm way behind schedule, limping this way,
I'm afraid I won't be finished before it is day!'

'Oh, poor dear Mr. Claus,' Mama said with a purr,
'You must have PF, and a possible heel spur!
Come get off those feet, sit down for a spell,
Let me tell you some things that will get you well.'

'Now first off, those boots, they will just have to go,
You've worn them too long, the wear is starting to show.
Some Birkenstock sandals will fix you up quick,
And you'll soon be our jolly old Saint Nick!'

'And ice them and stretch them and wear a night splint,
Mrs. Santa can help you,' she said with a glint.
'It's rest you must have, and that very soon,
We'll help you finish so you can get in bed by noon.'

So Mama and Papa got the ride of their life,
And they helped dear old Santa and his wife.
When Santa brought them back to their door,
Mama said, 'Santa, there is one thing more.'

'Of all the places we've been on this night,
There's none to compare to a special site.
It's Heelspurs.com, and they'll help you the most;
So, Santa, log in, and don't hesitate to post!'

Then I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,
'HAPPY FEET to all, and to all a good night!'

'

Re: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (PF version!)

rebecca h on 12/20/01 at 20:37 (067529)

That was great, Suzanne!

Now how about 'on the first month of foot pain my true love gave to me a new pair of Ni-i-ikes (which didn't help at all but it was a very sweet gesture). I don't know what day 2,3, and 4 would be, but day five would be HEEL SPURS DOT COM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : )

Merry Christmas!!!

Re: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (PF version!)

Suzanne D on 12/20/01 at 20:48 (067531)

...cute idea, Rebecca!

I hope no one else has developed strep throat at your house and that your feet are improving!

My best wishes to you! :-)

Re: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (PF version!)

Tammie on 12/20/01 at 21:02 (067534)

on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me,two rolls of tape ,(teaching me how to tape pain free)and a pair of ni-i-kes that did'nt help my feet. You know girls this is really neat, I have laughed and chuckled reading the poems and some messages tonight and for this I thank u all as it sure is needed! I hope everyone carries on with the 12 days this is really fun!

How beautiful great thoughts!

Re: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (PF version!)

Laurie R on 12/20/01 at 22:38 (067546)

Dear Suzanne , AWESOME !!!!!! This was so cool to read .... Thank you very much ... Merry Christmas to you too..... Laurie R

Re: On The Fourth Day of Christmas........

Necee on 12/21/01 at 00:06 (067551)

On the fourth day of Christmas.....my true love gave to me....a soothing foot massage and a pair of snuggly snowman socks!!

Re: On The Fourth Day of Christmas........

clara on 12/21/01 at 01:18 (067555)

Hohoho! That was great!!!!!!
Now, we will NOT run around shopping, eh? I will not! I shop on the Internet. Food, presents, and everything I´ll need for Christmas.

Take care
//Clara

Re: Here's what we have so far...

Suzanne D on 12/21/01 at 11:17 (067569)

Taking everything you all have said, here's what we have so far: :-)
(Have fun singing along!)

On the 6th day of CHRISTMAS, my true love gave to me:

6 internet deliveries, (Clara)

HEELSPURS.COM, (Rebecca)

4 soothing foot massages, (Necee)

3 pair of snowmen socks, (Necee)

2 rolls of tape, (Tammie)

and a pair of Nikes that didn't help my feet! (Rebecca and Tammie)

Now just see what we can do when we all work together! Ooops...I think I must be missing school. I'm starting to sound like a teacher here! :-) I give everyone an A+ for their contributions to our special version of this song! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Re: Suzanne

Carmen on 12/21/01 at 13:31 (067577)

That was GREAT!!!!!! You and I could write a book for kids in a second. (Come to think of it I need some extra money...hmmmm... ;-) I love to write poems that rhyme!
What a great poem!

Re: Suzanne

Suzanne D on 12/21/01 at 14:39 (067583)

THANKS, Carmen! And I LOVE your version above of the 12 Days of Christmas!

Yes, it would be great FUN to write a children's book with you!! And I sure could use some extra money as well! I have just been looking at a Bridal magazine with my almost 21 year old daughter...So you know that I have $$$ dancing before my eyes rather than sugar plums at this moment!! :-)

Have a safe, happy, and healthy trip!!

Suzanne

Re: Here's what we have so far...

Julie on 12/21/01 at 18:15 (067607)

...on the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

seven cubes of ice

Re: Here's what we have so far...

Julie on 12/21/01 at 18:25 (067608)

...stuck this lame one in after seeing Suzanne's compilation from 6 downwards, but before I saw Carmen's new version. I withdraw.

Re: Here's what we have so far...

Suzanne D on 12/21/01 at 22:34 (067628)

No need to withdraw! Sometimes 7 cubes of ice make a real difference! :-)

Hope you are having a good day! I'm ready for bed here in KY! My family had someone over for supper and enjoyed that this evening, but I am tired now. Take care! :-)

Re: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (PF version!)

rebecca h on 12/20/01 at 20:37 (067529)

That was great, Suzanne!

Now how about 'on the first month of foot pain my true love gave to me a new pair of Ni-i-ikes (which didn't help at all but it was a very sweet gesture). I don't know what day 2,3, and 4 would be, but day five would be HEEL SPURS DOT COM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : )

Merry Christmas!!!

Re: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (PF version!)

Suzanne D on 12/20/01 at 20:48 (067531)

...cute idea, Rebecca!

I hope no one else has developed strep throat at your house and that your feet are improving!

My best wishes to you! :-)

Re: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (PF version!)

Tammie on 12/20/01 at 21:02 (067534)

on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me,two rolls of tape ,(teaching me how to tape pain free)and a pair of ni-i-kes that did'nt help my feet. You know girls this is really neat, I have laughed and chuckled reading the poems and some messages tonight and for this I thank u all as it sure is needed! I hope everyone carries on with the 12 days this is really fun!

How beautiful great thoughts!

Re: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (PF version!)

Laurie R on 12/20/01 at 22:38 (067546)

Dear Suzanne , AWESOME !!!!!! This was so cool to read .... Thank you very much ... Merry Christmas to you too..... Laurie R

Re: On The Fourth Day of Christmas........

Necee on 12/21/01 at 00:06 (067551)

On the fourth day of Christmas.....my true love gave to me....a soothing foot massage and a pair of snuggly snowman socks!!

Re: On The Fourth Day of Christmas........

clara on 12/21/01 at 01:18 (067555)

Hohoho! That was great!!!!!!
Now, we will NOT run around shopping, eh? I will not! I shop on the Internet. Food, presents, and everything I´ll need for Christmas.

Take care
//Clara

Re: Here's what we have so far...

Suzanne D on 12/21/01 at 11:17 (067569)

Taking everything you all have said, here's what we have so far: :-)
(Have fun singing along!)

On the 6th day of CHRISTMAS, my true love gave to me:

6 internet deliveries, (Clara)

HEELSPURS.COM, (Rebecca)

4 soothing foot massages, (Necee)

3 pair of snowmen socks, (Necee)

2 rolls of tape, (Tammie)

and a pair of Nikes that didn't help my feet! (Rebecca and Tammie)

Now just see what we can do when we all work together! Ooops...I think I must be missing school. I'm starting to sound like a teacher here! :-) I give everyone an A+ for their contributions to our special version of this song! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Re: Suzanne

Carmen on 12/21/01 at 13:31 (067577)

That was GREAT!!!!!! You and I could write a book for kids in a second. (Come to think of it I need some extra money...hmmmm... ;-) I love to write poems that rhyme!
What a great poem!

Re: Suzanne

Suzanne D on 12/21/01 at 14:39 (067583)

THANKS, Carmen! And I LOVE your version above of the 12 Days of Christmas!

Yes, it would be great FUN to write a children's book with you!! And I sure could use some extra money as well! I have just been looking at a Bridal magazine with my almost 21 year old daughter...So you know that I have $$$ dancing before my eyes rather than sugar plums at this moment!! :-)

Have a safe, happy, and healthy trip!!

Suzanne

Re: Here's what we have so far...

Julie on 12/21/01 at 18:15 (067607)

...on the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

seven cubes of ice

Re: Here's what we have so far...

Julie on 12/21/01 at 18:25 (067608)

...stuck this lame one in after seeing Suzanne's compilation from 6 downwards, but before I saw Carmen's new version. I withdraw.

Re: Here's what we have so far...

Suzanne D on 12/21/01 at 22:34 (067628)

No need to withdraw! Sometimes 7 cubes of ice make a real difference! :-)

Hope you are having a good day! I'm ready for bed here in KY! My family had someone over for supper and enjoyed that this evening, but I am tired now. Take care! :-)