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About those jokes...Brian and Barb

Posted by Kathy G on 1/14/03 at 09:30 (105445)

Since I'm late to the show, I'll just do a quick separate posting. Barb, when my neice got married, her husband's mother and stepmother turned up at the wedding in the same dress, just different colors and sizes! We all thought it was hilarious but I'm sure they didn't. I love the idea of one of them outdoing the other by wearing it to the Rehearsal Dinner.

Suzanne, have you gotten a dress you like? My son is getting married in September and I haven't begun to look. I don't even know how soon I should start looking. I'm terribly out of the loop on these things.

Brian, my daughter's boyfriend is a computer programmer. I sent everyone on my mailing list that joke but I called to make sure that he received it. He happened to walk in when I was talking to her last night and he did! This is a guy who said, when they were looking at a game or puzzle my brother-in-law got for Christmas, 'Physics is such fun!' That joke was perfect!

Re: Kids say........ :*)

BrianG on 1/14/03 at 14:57 (105479)

the darndest things, here's another one :*) :*)

BrianG

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
        You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.   Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you   like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip   coming.
                * Alan, age 10
        No person really decides before they grow up who   they're going to marry. God decides it all way before,   and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
                * Kirsten, age 10
        WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
        Twenty-three is the best age because you know the   person FOREVER by then.
                * Camille, age 10
        No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool   to get married.
                * Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)
        HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
      You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
                * Derrick, age 8
        WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
        Both don't want any more kids.
                * Lori, age 8
        WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
        Dates are for having fun, and people should use them   to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough.
                * Linette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)
        On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and   that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
                * Martin, age 10
        WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
        I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call   all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns.
                * Craig, age 9
        WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
        When they're rich.
                * Pam, age 7
      The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
                * Curt, age 7
        The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you   should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
                * Howard, age 8
        IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
      It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
                * Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)
        HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
        There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
                * Kelvin, age 8
                ....the grand finale....
        HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
        Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
                * Ricky, age 9

Re: Kids say........ :*)

nancy s. on 1/14/03 at 16:17 (105486)

LOL, brian! priceless.

Re: Kids say........ :*)

Suzanne D on 1/14/03 at 18:04 (105492)

Funny, Brian! :-)

Today one of my little boys at school was telling me something that happened the day before yesterday. Instead of saying it that way, he said, 'Two days behind today...'. I thought to myself that I would have to remember to tell you all about that.

That's one thing about teaching: children can always make you smile!

Suzanne :-)

Re: About those jokes...Brian and Barb

Barb C on 1/14/03 at 19:19 (105500)

Oh my God Kathy - that would be my idea of HELL! Bad enough that the bridesmaids all look like a bunch of clones.. but the Mom and Stepmom as well! Yeah, I bet they didn't think it was too funny.

Brian - you can bet I will be sending your post to all my friends. Thanks for the giggle!

Re: Kids say........ :*)

BrianG on 1/14/03 at 14:57 (105479)

the darndest things, here's another one :*) :*)

BrianG

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
        You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.   Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you   like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip   coming.
                * Alan, age 10
        No person really decides before they grow up who   they're going to marry. God decides it all way before,   and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
                * Kirsten, age 10
        WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
        Twenty-three is the best age because you know the   person FOREVER by then.
                * Camille, age 10
        No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool   to get married.
                * Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)
        HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
      You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
                * Derrick, age 8
        WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
        Both don't want any more kids.
                * Lori, age 8
        WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
        Dates are for having fun, and people should use them   to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough.
                * Linette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)
        On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and   that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
                * Martin, age 10
        WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
        I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call   all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns.
                * Craig, age 9
        WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
        When they're rich.
                * Pam, age 7
      The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
                * Curt, age 7
        The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you   should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
                * Howard, age 8
        IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
      It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
                * Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)
        HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
        There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
                * Kelvin, age 8
                ....the grand finale....
        HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
        Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
                * Ricky, age 9

Re: Kids say........ :*)

nancy s. on 1/14/03 at 16:17 (105486)

LOL, brian! priceless.

Re: Kids say........ :*)

Suzanne D on 1/14/03 at 18:04 (105492)

Funny, Brian! :-)

Today one of my little boys at school was telling me something that happened the day before yesterday. Instead of saying it that way, he said, 'Two days behind today...'. I thought to myself that I would have to remember to tell you all about that.

That's one thing about teaching: children can always make you smile!

Suzanne :-)

Re: About those jokes...Brian and Barb

Barb C on 1/14/03 at 19:19 (105500)

Oh my God Kathy - that would be my idea of HELL! Bad enough that the bridesmaids all look like a bunch of clones.. but the Mom and Stepmom as well! Yeah, I bet they didn't think it was too funny.

Brian - you can bet I will be sending your post to all my friends. Thanks for the giggle!