Sherlock Holmes joke for John or anyonePosted by Dorothy on 6/02/04 at 18:23 (151828)
Sherlock Holmes joke:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.'
Watson says, 'I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.'
Holmes replied: 'Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent.'
Re: Some punchlinesR C on 6/03/04 at 08:13 (151867)
I don't have time to type out a bunch of my favorite golf jokes, so I'll just give you the punch lines, and leave you to worry about the set-up.
Man (speaking to his new bride): 'No, I'm calling Tiger Woods - I want to know what's par for this hole.'
Man (speaking to golf buddy): 'Well of course: I was married to her for 40 years!'
Man (speaking to playing partner): 'What!?! And I've been letting you play from the ladies' tees all day??'
Lawyer (to distraught golfer): 'Just relax - everything is going to be all right. Try strengthening your grip.'